In order to freshen the thinking and quality of conclusions arrived here, we are conducting Tryout Sunday. Based on a startling revelation posted in the comments section of this past Tuesday's effort, we are excited to announce the approval to add a new team member as authorized by the cheap-assed Board of Directors. Think of it as kind of a reverse "American Idol" competition.
Part of the reason for Tryout Sunday is that the misfits can't seem to generate much worth reading; thats why we are always looking for candidates. As proof, take a look here and see if you missed anything from the past. I'm sure you will agree we need some new blood.
See you tomorrow.
I faint at the sight of blood.
ReplyDeleteThe revalation to add a new memeber by the Cheap Assed Board of Directors ia a welcome sign. Given the constant underground status of Dickey the Peap and current misfits unable to spit out a lick of anything interesting, I would like to throw my name in the hat for this badge of dis-honor. Please note that while my efforts to include CraZy as a full time memeber at the FTI have been thwarted, I would reccomend him as a periphery member at best. His idicy and bumbling can't be ignored forever at the FTI.
ReplyDeleteGiacommo
Marla, Join the club. I faint at the results of what we produce on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteGiacommo, I commend you for your dogged persistence and enthusiasm to join our happy little family!
You have something wrong if you want to join our group. It's obvious. With that in mind, I will speak to the cheap-assed BOD and press your case. We certainly would not want to impede an individual from meeting their career goals. Too bad yours are so low.