I am pleased to announce that we have added 2 new affiliates to our team here at FTI and look forward to their contributions to make FTI the success we have sorely waited for during our initial creation and subsequent existence.
Our newest misfit, Slateface, has been on the periphery edges of us here at Flatline Thinking for a long time. This same individual, though possessing a keen wit, is somewhat odd in his own right as evidenced by this earlier action photo of him playing golf. He does, however, bring a unique perspective to most issues and though we need another misfit like we need a hole in our head, his main duties will be to act as a counterbalance and "keeper of the fiscal dignity" in deference to the death-gripped wallet antics of Dickey the Peap.
An aggressive individual with obvious hidden problems, Giacommo, will also become a part of the FTI team primarily in a "trustee" status. In 2005, Giacommo joined a parallel organization and has contributed to improving that organization's structure, personnel development, strategic planning and execution in this role. He has repeatedly asked to become a part of the FTI squad, but, we initially rebuffed Giacommo as we felt his intellect and ability was considerably higher than any of our staff. His repeated insistence and determination could not be ignored, however, and we are pleased to have him on board.
Rather than relocating here to the FTI compound, both individuals will remain where they currently reside and contribute on a semi-regular basis.
Please join me in conveying our best wishes and congratulations upon their affiliation with FTI.
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