Kfred here and I'm not happy!
A reader surmises that this site has become a MOMMY BLOG!? What in the Hell is going on here? You bastard's actually stole someone else's blog material and put it out as your own??! A nice, sweet family page by the Haywards, hijacked and commandeered, all for the purpose of filling space?
For the past week, I have witnessed the general deterioration and utter destruction of the FTI website. What was once mostly askew is now totally unhinged and rapidly revealing itself to be the true trainwreck I have worked so hard to hide. I can only imagine the shock and disappointment the Hayward family feels of knowing their posts have been pirated by the caretaker idiots at FTI.
Though still serving a suspension for unknown reasons, I have a moral obligation to make some apologies:
To the Haywards: my deepest apologies. If I were you, I would seek legal council and sue for pain and embarrassment damages for being associated with these losers.
To our 2 loyal readers (if you are still there): Though quality has never been a strong suit of the thinking produced by FTI, I can assure you that had I been in charge of posts these past few days, the level of subject material would be slightly higher. Without setting the bar at a potentially never-attainable level, I emphasize the adjective, "slightly."
And lastly to the blogosphere community at large: I apologize for having assembled this group of losers and for actually thinking that they even had the ability to accomplish these types of deeds. This is the same team that wears Velcro latched shoes versus shoes with actual laces, for God's sake. And we haven't even begun to discuss the personal hygiene issues. These losers are helpless and in need of a bath.
Shifty is in negotiation currently with the cheap-assed FTI Board of Directors to have my suspension dropped and to be immediately reinstated. Based on what I've seen in the last week, I think our bargaining leverage will have greatly increased. For the Hayward's sake, let's hope so.