"Thanks, Gummo. Hey, Hey, Hey Ladies and Gentlemen! Great to be here! A SALESMAN RINGS A DOORBELL, AND A YOUNG BOY ANSWERS THE DOOR WEARING A LONG VELVET GOWN, A STRING OF PEARLS, A BLONDE WIG, AND HOLDING A MARTINI. THE SALESMAN ASKS, "ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME"? THE BOY ASKS, " WHAT DO YOU THINK"?
"OK, OK, how about, MY GIRLFRIEND HAS ANOREXIA. YEAH I'M SEEING LESS AND LESS OF HER!!"
So Green is still working on his material, but, I'm telling you, the guy is hilarious. Hey, Rat. Any progress on finding that Peap character? Do we have anyway to track him. Perhaps, his wallet? Oh, that's right. A wallet to the Peap is like a crucifix to a vampire. Toxic.
Well, I'm telling you, we can run this site without any supervision. We're working on it.
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