Monday, July 27, 2015

What?? Who's birthday?

A major disconnect has been noted!   Our records indicate we are nearing two major milestones: the end of our mandated period  to perform this community service for an undetermined amount of time at no cost AND our own Institute's birthday.  Free at Last, Free at Last. 

To recap:  We were born as a legal compromise between our State Attorney General and the heretofore known cheap-assed Board of Directors over a legal matter.   Since our Institute is populated with a staff  of questionable mental capacity and overall abilities our primary duty has always struggled to offer policy analysis, event commentary, and recount observations as generated by the same staff that mental health professionals have identified as Weirdos, Whackos, and Misfits.  As restitution on behalf of some indiscretions a few of our members committed, previously an undetermined amount of time was mandated for our work to be accomplished.  It appears that time is drawing to a close.  

In appreciation, I mandated  a directive to the FTI bakery to create the finest cake they could with a sincere expression of gratitude to relay our sense of accomplishment.    Somehow, this is a fitting result.