If this blog suddenly goes dark and I turn up MIA, I can assure you, I will be in some exotic location rapidly throwing off any remaining vestiges of being associated with the knuckleheads at the FTI. Let me explain.
I have to go out of town on some non-institute business for a few days. While making the appropriate hotel reservations, the clerk mentions, "oh, you got the lucky confirmation number. I was wondering who was going to get it". The number: 771177. My hotel of choice: A casino/resort hotel.
Then, I make a phone call to renew my prescription from a mail order pharmacy as I am heavily tranquilized most days in order to deal with the morons you have been previously introduced to in prior posts. I give the customer service person my phone number and she says, "oh, that's my lucky number." I asked her how a phone number could be a lucky number. She said it just contained the digits she has found to be lucky.
Hmmmm, I am starting to see a trend here. I have to believe things are looking up for me.
Why looky there! The woman next to me at the 21 table just got dealt a pair of Tens. And she wants to SPLIT THEM!! I knew this was too good to be true.
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