Normally, I don't recommend books for the readership here. I like to read and actually am in a book club with Mrs. Kfred, but, choose to refrain from sharing my choices here. Mandatory FTI reading subjects, however, are different. The Complete Worst-case Scenario Survival Handbook with such topics as How to Thwart an Affectionate Costumed Mascot, How To Carry a Date Who Is Passed Out, How To Steer Your Bike Down A Rock Face, not only are mandatory reading for the staff, but actually , in some cases, penned by some of our staff and affiliate members.
Interestingly, one ominously titled chapter, How To Get A Job You Are Not Qualified For, would appeared to have been used by the Vice President in charge of Customer Service/Baggage issues over at American Airlines. It can only be assumed that the particular Vice President in question never read (and as a result was not able to learn) How to Foil A UFO Abduction. Obviously, the alien got his brain.
I have that book.
ReplyDeleteReally.
I saw it at the store and had to buy it because I was laughing so hard over the titles of scenerios! As if that'd really happen...to me, at least.
But if it does...I am now PREPARED. For most anything.
:-)
I am thinking American Airlines will not be able to hold a candle compared to what is out on the grapevine concerning the upcoming Christmas holiday festivities spent with friends and family!! I would be stocking up on all the tonic water I could find--both large and small bottles--cost be damned. I know of what I speak!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious... I'm gonna be looking out for that book though. With my luck, I'll actually need it.
ReplyDeleteP.S. come over to mine and read a few lines, let's just hope you don't actually flatline (most like causes being boredom or a serious case of the chuckles)
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