Hey c'mon, it's Lost Luggage Sunday. Today starts a week of posts themed around the incompetence of our first idiot corporate affiliate, American Airlines. We're still trying to get someone with an ounce of sense or intelligence at American Airlines to answer our complaint and, as a result, we haven't been able to address other matters.
We're glad you're here, though. Unlike American Airlines, we have policies of which we inform our readers. As a result, today we have implemented a new "lost luggage/prior posts" policy here at FTI. No spilled liquids, no smelly socks, no embarrassing marital aids. Take a look here , rifle through some of our past columns, and see if you missed anything that we have previously packed from the past.
See you tomorrow.
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