Hey c'mon, it's Clearance Sunday. We get a day off too, you know.
Consider yourself lucky. We have our ENTIRE STOCK (!!) of past thoughts on display for reading. Since you've already spent the energy to get here, it would be wasteful (not to mention how harmful to the environment) if you leave now without getting what you came for. So we'll do our part: it's not new, it's just gently read. Take a look here and see if you missed anything from the past.
See you tomorrow.