Normally, I don't recommend books for the readership here. I like to read and actually am in a book club with Mrs. Kfred, but, choose to refrain from sharing my choices here. Mandatory FTI reading subjects, however, are different. The Complete Worst-case Scenario Survival Handbook with such topics as How to Thwart an Affectionate Costumed Mascot, How To Carry a Date Who Is Passed Out, How To Steer Your Bike Down A Rock Face, not only are mandatory reading for the staff, but actually , in some cases, penned by some of our staff and affiliate members.
Interestingly, one ominously titled chapter, How To Get A Job You Are Not Qualified For, would appeared to have been used by the Vice President in charge of Customer Service/Baggage issues over at American Airlines. It can only be assumed that the particular Vice President in question never read (and as a result was not able to learn) How to Foil A UFO Abduction. Obviously, the alien got his brain.