Alas, My Perry Mason moment did not occur yesterday.
As is typical of this entire story, everything got bogged down due to the inefficiency of Ms. Ding-a-ling and her rambling, unfocused, and belligerent questioning of some of my fellow plaintiffs. As a result, I kept being pushed back later in the schedule and now am supposed to be first up to bat today.
Yesterday did have some interesting moments as there were 2 incidents of altered documents uncovered. One of my fellow plaintiffs was accused of parking his RV on his own property visible from the street (Whoop! Thats a violation!) 6 months in advance of even having purchased it! Ms. Ding-a-Ling pulled an instant 180 when it was discovered and that was the end of it. I can't read the judge in all of this as he has a cold, stony, pokerface. Shifty assures me that he has a brilliant mind and is taking this all into account as it occurs. I hope so, because if I lose this thing, I and my fellow plaintiffs, are going to be on the hook for a shitload of money in attorney fees.
I write this with cold, clammy fingers; not from nervousness, rather excitement. I cannot wait to tell my story and actually mix it up a bit with Ms. Ding-a-ling. I hope no one wants to shake my hand.