We are currently facing a stalemate of epic proportions as to the direction we wish to pursue in the future here at FTI. I can't seem to get the 2 factions of our intellectual debate to give enough of their respective positions in order to find a common ground. Alas, we may be in for as shutdown if some type of agreement is not met shortly.
As noted yesterday, I had the "Chump Chatter" faction submit an example of the type of material they wished to pursue. Still liking the art idea that the Chump Chatter group advanced, yesterday, I asked the other side to produce a piece of art they would offer in alignment with their stated policy direction. Fully expecting a highbrow, clearly defined, intellectually advanced piece of work, I was sadly disappointed with the example offered:
I was uncertain of the relevance of this offering and asked how the Whacko, Weirdo, Misfit faction would describe this lovely velvet painting. I was told this piece was symbolic of a man whom walked on water, changed lives, and was misunderstood by most people during his short life here on earth. And "we haven't even begun to describe Jesus' life experience."
I have already notified the utility company to prepare to suspend service to the FTI compound for the foreseeable future.