I note that PETA, the animal rights group, has proposed that Punxsutawney Phil, the winter-ending rodent forecaster for the past 150 years, be replaced by a robotic replacement. Apparently, the sound thinking PETA folk think that Phil is being mistreated and would be best served by being replaced by a machine.
We here at FTI have a strict policy of "no-interpretation" of a political nature. (Our official position is that all politicians and "advocates" of most issues are strictly in it for themselves). Regardless, this concept trumps anything our merry band of idiots could produce. On behalf of our entire organization, however, PETA we salute you! You are an inspiration and have replaced us as the group known to engage in the lowest functioning thinking possible. Thank you.