Hey c'mon, it's playoff Sunday, Commando Barney has been waiting all week for this day! As our unofficial "enforcer" here at FTI, if the Big Boy ain't thinkin', nobody a thinkin'.
We're glad you're here, though. We have endorsed a new "green" policy here at FTI and want to do our part. Since you've already spent the energy to get here, it would be wasteful (not to mention how harmful to the environment) if you leave now without getting what you came for. So we'll do our part: it's not new, it's just gently read. Take a look here and see if you missed anything from the past.
See you tomorrow.