Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Idiocy from a female perspective

I'll let our 2 faithful readers do the math on this one:  A phone call yesterday to the compound was received concerning our facility, our current capacity, whether we had separate quarters for both men and women, our ability to mentor on a meaningful basis, and if  any of our staff had ever confused illicit drugs for a pack of Juicy Fruit chewing gum.  Wannabe actress, rich girl, and "I don't do anything but try to be famous" Paris Hilton's recent arrest over cocaine possession,  her denial of any knowledge of it, and authorities  considering placing her in some type of diversion program as opposed to jail all make up for some interesting speculation. 

If she does get placed here at FTI,  I wonder:  Will authorities later second guess the decision to avoid jail in order to have her here and learn the hardened cheapskate tactics of  Dickie the Peap?  I think that would be a bit harsh of a sentence. 

3 comments:

  1. HEY PAL!! PARIS HILTON ARRIVING AT FTI WOULD BE A GOOD THING! I MYSELF WOULD LIKE TO SPEND SOME TIME IN THE HILTON ARMS!!!.... I WONDER IF THERE IS ROOM SERVICE???

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  2. While void of any substantive value relating to the post, the above comment does serve an actual purpose.

    We have been trying to develop some alternative life skills for the Green Comic to use as he transitions into normal society. The fact that he has located the Caps Lock key and attempted to communicate some type of dopey response is a small step forward and cause of celebration for our cognitive skills therapy team.

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  3. LISTEN PAL!!! IF IT'S SOMETHING RELATING TO THE ABOVE YOU WANT...HERE GOES. I WONDER WHAT HILTONS JUICY FRUIT PACK IS LIKE??? HAPPY NOW!!!

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