Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Truly. Shoot the messenger.

The idiot IT guys (the most reviled department here at FTI) have done it again.

In recognition of our upcoming first year's celebration of existence and as a surprise for yesterdays weekly staff meeting, they decided to have a custom made cake ordered and delivered. The cake was to have a picture of our entire team on the top as a means to celebrate our teamwork. The image of our entire team was on a thumb drive that one of the guys left with the baker to access when creating the cake. Unfortunately, the message was not properly explained to the baker and a misunderstanding of placing the image that was of the thumbdrive rather than an image on the thumbdrive was relayed to the baker.

Is it a wonder we have issues? These guys are idiots.


  1. I love it.
    Perhaps it worked out for the best? Can you imagine the cost for reconstructive eye surgery had the baker opened the photo ON the thumbdrive?

  2. Though I hate to admit it, once again, the wisdom our of readership is greater than that of the author.

    I hadn't considered the scenario described above but, upon reflection, acknowledge the liability had this event occurred.

    I honestly am amazed that such bright people wade through this drivel.

  3. Shut up! Are you serious? Wait.....are you ever serious? I'm so confused.


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