I note that upon my return from the "procedure", my friends, Non-Institute friends, and even the Misfits were not actually interested in my well being, but, just feigning interest in order to lob assorted insults and one liners in my direction. Greetings such as 1) "did you have a poop-tastic day?", 2) "Hi Colon Kfred!", 3) "I heard you and your Doctor got married" and 4) "Did you chafe?" from the Rat Bastard G were part of my return. Gummo the Balloon Boy sent me an image of a Roto-Rooter truck earlier and wished me the best of luck.
Under similar circumstances, women tend to show genuine empathy and care. They love to talk about childbirth and their various experiences while giving birth, but, they never insult one another or make fun of it. Men, on the other hand, just keep "piling" on insults when talking about vasectomies or colonscopies. I assume all of these smart asses will, at one time or another, undergo this same procedure. And believe me, I will be standing in line to dump on them twice as much as what they gave me. But I do know, deep down, they do care.
Bastards.
Men....can't live with em, can't shoot em. Well, unless you have really good aim.
ReplyDeleteahem.......I point out to our 2 faithful readers that the above commenter was an offender as well. Chivalry demanded that I not include her in my accusations, however, chivalry may soon be abandoned.
ReplyDeleteShe is rapidly approaching the status of becoming an honorary (and first female!) member of the FTI squad. THAT, is not a group which one would want to be normally associated.
I detect a bit of a whine in the atmosphere emanating from the FTI director. Could that be?
ReplyDeleteI am so humbled at the thought of possibly becoming an honorary member of the FTI squad that I feel a tear forming in the corner of one eye. Eiher that or the pollen count must be unusually high today.
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