As the final post for our year in review, I offer this as the one that still seems to generate interest.
I asked the nerds in the idiot FTI IT dept (the most reviled department here at FTI) to determine which of our posts had any type of long-term "traction". I was trying to see which post generated the most internet traffic. One particular post stood out and constantly came up in searches by the various search engines on the internet. In asking how this result occurred, I was told that "a key metric of measuring visits and readership are utilized in embedded code in the language that produces this page by the Blogger People whom host our site." TRANSLATION: There's some cool stuff that tracks all of this shit.
My journey to the Coachella valley this past spring and this ensuing episode seems to repeatedly come up in search engine results. But don't take my word for it. Google the phrase "women attracted to authority figures" and see who pops up in the number 2 position out of 302,000 results. That's right. This one! Oh yeah. Uh-huh. We got it.
Ending the year on a high note, I thank both of our 2 faithful readers for your support in this past year, best wishes for the New Year and the constant encouragement to continue on working on the 12 steps to attain idiocy independence. Take it from an authority figure: We developed the program.