I don't know quite what to think. Is this another ploy similar to the one that Jemma Clark was trying to pull earlier this year? Is this someone I know who recently changed their legal name and forgot to inform me of their new identity? I have a deep suspicion that Cheru is, in fact, an agent at a competitive Institute attempting to attain some type of inside information on us here at FTI. Honestly, as we attempt to toil in the utmost anonymity in order to avoid ridicule, I don't think we have to announce to the world our every move. And who would want to follow it anyway? Upon reflection, though, I realize there may be some folks whom simply don't have a life. (I, as Executive Director here at FTI, seem to be in charge of a bunch of them.) They have no need to better themselves. They actually want to see someone else fail. I get it. So let me attempt to make a "tweet":
Gummo, tBB & DtP r lame. both wanna pony 4 xmas. we can't have any more animals. R rules limit # of equine. we alrdy have asses.