But you can't fold a coin

Actually, I am not surprised by this report of dirty money. I just want the public do-gooders to think clearly before they inevitably advocate changing peoples habits and promote the use of more coins.

Currently, any bill tossed toward the brass pole doesn't make any distracting noise over the blaring music at the Flatline Thinking Research Center. The research attendants are always smiling, happy, and gladly grab the numerous bills scattered about. Though I certainly advocate public health and safety, for personal reasons I'm not sure moving in this direction would be a good thing.