Trick-or-Treaters 8
Misfits 0 (F)
In the second matchup in their short existence, the FTI Misfits once again came up with a valiant effort, but, all for naught in a losing effort to the visiting Trick or Treaters, losing 8-0.
The Misfits were befuddled all night by the swarming attack of the Trick or Treaters led by 5 year old "Fairy Princess" and the 11 year old, "Koltar, He-Man of the Universe". Relentless pressure from outside and the continuing cowering of key Misifts including the Rat Bastard G and The Green Comic contributed to the poor overall effort by the FTI Misfits. Said FTI player/coach Dickie the Peap, "I take the blame for our lack of aggressive play this week. I have been busy counting and recounting my money and I just didn't have time to properly prepare our squad. I guess I should have diagrammed better greetings than thinking of new ways to avoid paying for any meals." An unidentified FTI source seconded the Peap's analysis with a terse, "No truer words were ever spoken", comment.
The Misfits will be in action again next year and hopefully respond with a better effort.
I am completely befuddled.
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