Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Yeah. I will take a combo.

The recent decision by the San Francisco Board of Supervisors to ban the practice of giving away free toys with meals has been a lively topic of discussion among the Misfits here at FTI.  Though we are located nowhere near San Francisico and are not subject to this ruling, the Misfits have been very anxious about the ramifications that may result if this type of thinking spreads elsewhere among politicians.  

Personallly, I am relieved.  There  already is enough squabbling among our group while going through the drive-thru.  It is normally a painful experience.  Gummo always has to get a balloon, Dickie the Peap starts whining if there isn't some play money, and The Rat Bastard G is an idiot.  It doesn't matter what he gets.  It has nothing to do with free toys.  He is still an idiot.

I just hope that in the future, the option of small portions of alcohol for the person in charge of the vehicle (Not the driver!) becomes an option.    My meal would be so much happier.   

3 comments:

  1. HEY PAL!!! WHEN MCDONALDS STARTS PUTTING BOOZE IN THIER *HAPPY MEALS, THE TOY WILL BE AN " I'M THE DESINGNATED DRIVER" BUTTONS!!!


    *happy meals is copyrighted by the mcdonalds corp!!!

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  2. As odd as it sounds, the Green Comic actually makes sense on this observation.

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  3. It will be a sad day when the Misfits no longer get a toy in their meal. They will go back to playing with their food like primates, I fear.

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