As part of our on-going therapy and long term care, independent studies and tests are conducted regularly here at FTI to help the Misfits cope with life's everyday pressures.
Interestingly, one of our own, Gummo, the Balloon Boy, took it upon himself to develop some alternative, natural type of therapy that would not involve medication and to approach the problem from a "natural and holistic" perspective. Spending countless hours into research, Gummo tested, revised, and ultimately, developed a marketable concept that is summarized here. Ultimately, his own double blind study proved that this method of relieving STRESS does not work and did nothing more than give him a headache.
A remedial solution of repeated Johnny Walker Red and water cocktails was developed and appears to be addressing the problem.
I use the head banging approach to stress relief on a regular basis. Probably explains a lot.
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