Thursday, May 10, 2012
The neighbor in question is identified by their Latin name as "sturnus vulgaris", we know them as English starlings. They are not a particularly cooperative neighbor as I have had a couple of interactions with them to keep the noise down and clean up after themselves. They have subsequently ignored me and have kept on their noisy, dirty ways. Now I do try to be neighborly with everyone and can overlook habits of others I don't care for. But, I draw the line on the constant bombardment of birdshit all around the compound and am getting tired of the nuisance. Some one told me that Starlings are basically flying rats and I am beginning to believe that. They simply are not a pleasant type of bird. They are not particularly attractive and their song is not that melodic. Anyways, I was on the roof of the compound last night with some bird wire to block the entrance under one of the dormer sections where a family has taken up residence. Mrs. Kfred is a bit sympathetic to the newly born: "What are they going to do? Just starve? That seems a bit cruel." I remind her she is the one complaining the loudest about the white spots all over the ground and pavement as a result of their actions. " You're right. Kill those bastards". Your orders are my lifestyle, dear.
I will persevere to evict these unwanted vermin. I am normally one that is fairly accepting and tolerant of others. (Dealing with the short-armed One and the Rat Bastard for years has strengthened my level of tolerance.) However, if the birdwire fails to do the trick, I am prepared to move to the next level. I am contemplating having Gummo, the Balloon Boy, sit on the roof in the peregrine falcon costume I recently had commissioned. He actually has experience with flight.