I spoke with Dickey the Peap over the Easter Holiday weekend. I was surprised at both the depths of frugality exhibited by the short armed one and, yet, amazed at the training he employs in developing a successive line of little Frugal Ones ensuring the future will always be tight. Rather than me, however, being the arbiter of such an issue, I will leave it to our 2 faithful readers to judge for themselves. Making a couple of slight variations in the information input port of the Factorcrap Truthometer Deluxe, I developed a simple visual test to confirm my suspicions, explored the possibilities, made my own determination, then ran it through the mechanical marvel for validation. As expected, total vindication was indicated.
A bit of background: Apparently the 2 little Grand-Peaps were coming over later in the afternoon for an Easter Egg hunt. Mrs. Dickey the Peap correctly surmised that perhaps the heat from the brilliant sunshine would penetrate the inside of the plastic eggs being planted around the yard and melt the chocolate candy inside. Dickey agreed and realized that wouldn't be too much fun for a couple of little kids to find melted goo around the yard and chose to cancel this event for "the kid's sake." I suggested that instead of placing candy in the plastic eggs, he actually place a few coins or bills inside. They would still have the thrill of hunting the eggs and actually get something that would be of use to them in the future rather than a temporary sugar high. Being part of no such type of thinking, the Frugal One immediately improvised an alternative plan that included both an instant reward which also could be used as a teaching aid for later in life. I applaud the creativity, but do wonder at the "fun" factor. ("Thanks, Grandpa. That was a lot of fun". Imagine the disappointment on the sweet, little, angelic faces.)
I chronicle this experience only to share and have peer review done by our readership. The test is actually quite simple. What is pictured in this image that was included inside each of the eggs to be found:?
A) That is a pair of small pinus sylvetris seedlings starting their life that will one day grow to be part of a strong and healthy forest eco-system.
B) Say, that isn't marijuana plants is it? I hear they grow those things in the forest out there.
C) Those appear to be perfect gifts for a couple of kids that will grow along side them in time. Think of them as future, potential stumps they could bury money under.
And the education continues.