I apologize for the pending Old-person post in advance, but this truly is something that gets your correspondent fired up.
I got a phone call last night from Andy Capp announcing he had something for me and would like to bring it down. I had no idea what he was talking about, but figure, that if someone is willing to give me something, I will take it. If I like it, great. If not, I will give it away without their knowledge and no harm is done.
An here is what he brought to me:
Currently in the store, pints of these are $3.99 each. At that rate, I have approximately $75 worth of fruit! Ah, Summertime and the living is good.