Friday, February 11, 2011

Jukebox: Dedicated to Mr. X


  1. A friend of Mr. XFri Feb 11, 02:05:00 PM

    Though you defile the risk taking of brave Mr. X, what negative reporting will you write when he hits some really profitable trades in the market? You vilify the poor chap with cheap shots as he struggles to enhance his meager income for staying alive in this tough financial world. Have you no shame?

  2. Fleecing our aged citizens, the most vulnerable of our population, certainly warrants no mercy or compassion.

    I wouldn't be surprised to see Mr. X charged in the local official records section of the newspaper for running the old "We're in the neighborhood and have a little bit left over, do you want us to tar your roof?" scam.

    X's meager income would be best retained by avoiding the Kreskin-esque stock selection methods he has employed to date.

  3. I wish someone would have warned us about the tar thing beng a scam. No, seriously.


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