Have you seen the TV show What Would You Do? It's a program that uses a hidden camera to record ordinary people and their reactions to actors portraying ordinary people doing or saying things that most would object to. These uncomfortable, unethical circumstances are used as a background to observe regular peoples behavior. Marv, the Neighbor, came across a situation and I share it here:
A
man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants
to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there
is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts," Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited
money:
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches
cold."
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