I wish I could think of this kind of stuff on my own:
Authorities say a New Hampshire woman has been arrested four times in 26 hours for blasting the AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" and other loud music from her home and for throwing a frying pan.
Police first issued a warning to Joyce Coffey on Tuesday afternoon at her home in Epping. They say they were called back an hour later and arrested her for the loud music. She was released on $500 personal recognizance bail, but police returned to her home about five hours later -- again because of a report about loud music and arrested her again.
Police say Coffey was arrested again five hours later. This time, she was released on a $1000 bond, but four hours later was arrested again, this time over more loud music and a domestic violence charge by her nephew who alleged he was hit by a frying pan thrown by the woman while trying to remove some of his belongings from her house
Coffey was jailed Friday and couldn't be reached for comment.
Reportedly, a judge has recommended she use headphones.