And, surprisingly, my personal mantra which I actually live by on a daily basis as evidenced by the fact that the FTI toolbox solely consists of 2 hammers: one big, the other bigger;
Monday, July 30, 2012
Hey Heloise, I got your household tips right here
Certainly giving credit where credit is due, a tip of the 'ol pointed FTI cap goes out to Dickey the Peap for these remarkable insights:
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.